That cold conservative religion.

Ever wonder why it's been kicking so hard lately?

Yah, you know, that old Christianity -- she's really been putting an old conservative fit up lately. Damn near drive ya crazy.

Well, it's a little like this: When something is dying, it burps and struggles pretty hard right up until it gives in.

Now, ya'll don't think something like Religion ever gonna go away, do ya? I never said nuthin' about no good ol' Religion. That's been the same ever since yo' momma too was born in this world. I'm talking 'bout them Romans who killed Jesus Christ Almighty -- I'm telling ya polite, friend, they got to be forgiven too! And once they been, well, they can git' on.

And that'll be good for everybody, people. Them ol' 60s weren't about nuthin, you know.