Oh SHIT -- I'm dead! Oh well, guess I better just do it again...

As spirits, we decide, "Damn, you know, Heaven is really cool...I mean, really cool--cripes!, but...it's getting kinda boring after a few seasons, you know?"

So God, not wanting anybody in the Kingdom not to be feeling it, comes along and says, "Yo. How about another round of *LIFE * BABY??! The highs the lows -- another golden opportunity to REALLY BE IN LOVE!!" And he laughes like, bwah-ha-ha, it'll be so much fucking FUN!!

And we get typical wishy-washy about it; like: "I dunno. Last time wasn't sooo great..."

God is nothing but Truth, Truth, and more Truth, so he just lays it out to us: "SURE IT WAS!!! You had ALL OF THIS!!" And He gestures at the Kingdom of Heaven and says, "Seriously. Is there ANYTHING up here that I deprived you when you were down THERE?"

Now, for us residing Earth-side, we might raise objections -- religious or otherwise -- to this grand statement, but once we are in Heaven (and we realize we DID have all we ever wanted), there are no objections to be made. It is just TRUE: We do have it all. Just this!

The grandest irony is that we miss most of it. So once we GET BACK to Heaven or Enlightenment, or whatever, we throw a fit at ourselves because we realize we had our heads in the sand the whole time. Oops. Oh well.

But NO MATTER!! Because here we are being offered another shot at it! How about that?!

So as we ponder God's proposition for another minute, we decide, "Ah, wtf! Why not? Nothing else going on!" And God says, "Sweet, another volunteer! You're gonna git BORN!!" And the whole deal starts over again.